Classic Masher
Intro
DFBA
DFBA
D
Verse
F#Bm
Saw you coming my way
A D
Put my nose in a book
F#m Bm
Some cr*p that you gave me
A D
Or something that I took
Pre-chorus
D
Man, he looked so good
G
It had to be ooze leather
G
He's so together
A D
Oozing like I never could
Chorus
D
I bet he's a classic masher
G
He toot-toots when he likes the view
G
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher
A D
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
Interlude
DFBA
D
Verse
F#mBm
He's playing dumb
A D
You're looking at clothes
F#Bm
Straightening his hat
A D
Mr. Shnook ho-hum
Pre-chorus
A D
I shoulda shook his hand
G
I never used to feel bad
G
I never felt so blue
A D
Guess I never amused you
Chorus
D
I bet he's a classic masher
G
He toot-toots when he likes the view
G
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher
A D
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
Outro
A
I bet he's a classic masher
G
He toot-toots when he likes the view
G
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher
A Bmm
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
A D F#m Bm
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
A D F#m Bm
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
A D F#m Bm
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
A DGAD
They talk boots while they're laughing at you