Intro
DFBADFBAD
Verse
F#Bm
Saw you coming my way
AD
Put my nose in a book
F#mBm
Some cr*p that you gave me
AD
Or something that I took
Pre-chorus
D
Man, he looked so good
G
It had to be ooze leather
G
He's so together
AD
Oozing like I never could
Chorus
D
I bet he's a classic masher
G
He toot-toots when he likes the view
G
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher
AD
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
Interlude
DFBAD
Verse
F#mBm
He's playing dumb
AD
You're looking at clothes
F#Bm
Straightening his hat
AD
Mr. Shnook ho-hum
Pre-chorus
AD
I shoulda shook his hand
G
I never used to feel bad
G
I never felt so blue
AD
Guess I never amused you
Chorus
D
I bet he's a classic masher
G
He toot-toots when he likes the view
G
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher
AD
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
Outro
A
I bet he's a classic masher
G
He toot-toots when he likes the view
G
Tete-a-tete with his haberdasher
ABmm
They talk boots while they're laughing at you
ADF#mBm
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
ADF#mBm
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
ADF#mBm
They talk boots while they're laughing at you (talk boots while they're laughing at you)
ADGAD
They talk boots while they're laughing at you