Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
(VERSE 1)
E5
Hustlers shootin' 8-ball, throwin darts at the wall
E5
Feelin' damn near ten feet tall, here she comes, Lord help us all
F#5 G
Ole T.W.'s girlfriends done slapped him outta his chair
A C D
Poor ole boy it ain't his fault it's just so hard not to stare at that
(CHORUS)
E5
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, Keepin' perfect rhythm make you wanna swing along
A5 E5
Got it goin' on like Donky Kong, And whoo-wee, shut my mouth, slap yo grandma
F#5 G
There outta be a law get the sheriff on the phone
A C D
Lord have mercy, how she even get them britches on
E5
With that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
(VERSE 2)
E5
Now honey you can't blame her for what her momma gave her
E5
You ain't gotta hate her for workin' that money-maker
F#5 G
Band shuts down at two but we're hangin out til three
A C D
We hate to see her go but we love to watch her leave with that
(CHORUS)
E5
Honky Tonk Badonkadonk, Keepin' perfect rhythm make you wanna swing along
A5 E5
Got it goin' on like Donky Kong, And whoo-wee, shut my mouth, slap yo grandma
F#5 G
There outta be a law get the sheriff on the phone
A C D
Lord have mercy, how she even get them britches on
E5 AD
With that Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
(SOLO)
E
8 bars
AD
Turnaround 1
A
Turnaround 2 chromatic up to
(BRIDGE)
A
We don't care about the drinkin', barely listen to the band
E
But our hands they start to shakin' when she gets the urge to dance
F#5 G
Drivin' everybody crazy, you think you fell in love
A C D
Boys, you better keep your distance, you can look but you can't touch that
(CHORUS)