Hold My Beer

Verse 1: G D The weddin' chapel couldn't get more packed A D the love birds were dressed in white and black G D the preacher turned to the groom and asked, A him to slip the ring on her left hand Em A he turned to his best man, and said Chorus: D G A D Hold my beer, this won't take long G A D I want it back and I don't want it gone Em A D I trust you buddy, here hold my beer **spoken** I now pronounce you... ya'll Verse 2: G D They cut the cake and they poured champagne, A D They Macarena'd and formed a train G D They crashed right into the grooms old flame, A D A As she came crashin' in, Em A The new bride just kind of grinned, and said Chorus: D G A D Hold my beer, this won't take long G A D I want it back and I don't want it gone, Em A D I trust you Honey, here hold my beer Bridge: Em When the cat-fight broke up, D G D The band broke into some Haggard and Hank and some Cash, Em D G A When somebody's cousin that nobody knew yelled, "whats with this hillbilly cr*p?"... **spoken** You could have heard a pin drop... and then, D G A D Hold my beer, this won;t take long, G A D I want it back, and I don't want it gone, G A D Somebody hold my beer, this wont take long G A D I want it back and I don't want it gone, Em A D I trust you buddy, here hold my beer **spoken** Yeah, naw... no just hold it! I wasn't givin' it to ya to drink! Well, it's gone now... never ask a preacher to hold your beer