Dirty Old Man

'When patterns are broken, new worlds can emerge' -- Tuli Kupferberg, as quoted in _Reader's Digest_ (4/87) I don't know what was more of a sign that the 60s were over... Lawrence Welk owning the Country Joe and the Fish catalog (Welk Music Group bought Vanguard) or one of the Fugs being quoted in _Reader's Digest_... "Dirty Old Man" (E. Sanders - L. Goldbart) 6X Intro : E (E7) A (G)E / / / / / / / . / / Verse 1 (chorus echoes each line except as noted): Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/f/fugs/dirty_old_man_crd_ver_2.html E A E Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate E A E Lookin' up every dress I can A Suckin' wind through my upper plate E A E I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) 1 2 ( you f*ckin' dirty old man disgusting!) Verse 2: Handin' out joints to the kids at school Givin' out pictures and porn and pills Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) 2 ( ya prevert!) Verse 3: Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots Communist literature in my hands Pinchin' all the bosoms I can I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man) 2 ( you!) instrumental break over verse chords Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords) cackle Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard! I got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny sniff cigarettes* for all you boys , and I got *dirty pictures* for all of you together! Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus cackle cop's coming... I better split now. Remember Leon Trotsky! repeat verses 1-3 Coda: A B E I'm a dirty old man -- another ace 60's tab from Andrew Rogers