Closer to Heaven

D A I don??t like hummus, I hate long lines C G Nosey neighbors and Venetian blinds D A Chirpy news anchors alter my mood C G I??m offended by buzzwords like awesome and dude D A I look like a train wreck I feel like a blob C G Til you get to know me you may think I??m a snob D A A6 D But I??m closer to heaven than I??ve ever been I don??t eat sushi I don??t smoke grass I don??t wear pajama??s I don??t drive fast I hate idle gossip and wing tip shoes Slick politicians give me the blues I don??t like limo??s I don??t play golf I don??t own a rifle that will blow your head off But I??m closer to heaven than I??ve ever been Bm D Bm D I??m riding the wave from cradle to grave Bm D G A I??m learning to feel my hands on the wheel I love my friends I love my wife My four little babies are the light of my life I love Sissy Spacek I love Guy Clark All the biscuits and gravy I can eat with a fork I don??t want to be famous who gives a damn I just want to be happy wherever I am And I??m closer to heaven than I??ve ever been I??m closer to heaven than I??ve ever been