Putting On The Dog

Here is a song recorded by Mike Snider that I transcribed today: Puttin On The Dog Mike Snider C A Since all her friends has got one D My wife is awantin one too G7 A fur coat - C And there aint nuthin else gonna do. C A Said shed look real classy, D Make me prouda her G7 If run down to the store C And buy her a fur. Well, she put me t thinkin how that I Was gonna swing that kinda deal She knows we cant afford nuthin like that And Im too afraid t steal! But the problem finally solved itself Like a bolt out of the blue It just jumped right out in front of me On highway twenty-two That big ol german shepard My car he didnt see He went to dog heaven Left his hide there for me. For six weeks in the basement I worked on it every night It was trial and error But I finally got it right I put it in a Captain Crunch box Carried it upstairs to her She french kissed me When she seen her fur Now shes got that fuzzy fur coat Reaches all the way down to her knees Shes been complainin lately Says her closets plumb full of fleas She dont know old Fido Is wrapped around her tight Shes puttin on the dog When she goes out at night Yeah, She dont know old Fido Is wrapped around her tight Shes really puttin on the dog When she goes out at night Shes been real depressed Since I backed out over the cat I believe shes gonna smile real big When I show her that new fur hat! submitted by Bob Henrickson