Praise Abort

Spoken Intro I like to f**k, but no French letter Without a condom, the sex is better But every time I get it in A baby cries and sometimes twins Verse Riff, see above BDAB BDECCm Verse 1 Bm D AB I have six kids Bm D ECmm and I don't like it Bm D ABb They eat too much Bm D Cmm and treat me like sh*t Bm D Bb They only wear Bm D Cmm Posh label clothes Bm D A Bb I give them one hand, Bm D Cmm they bite off both Em Bm D A B And all my friends, Bm D Cmm they have big cars Bm D A B Big mansions, too, Bm D Em C#Cm and smoke the fine cigars Bm D A B They have deep pockets, Bm D Cmm I don't know why Bm D A B I look at my purse Bm D Cmm and start to cry Em Why? Chorus G F#m Em G Am Em I hate my life, and I hate you G F#m Em D F#m Em I hate my wife, and her boyfriend, too G F#m Em I hate to hate, and I hate that G Am Em I hate my life so very bad G F#m Em I hate my kids, never thought D F#m Em That I'd praise abort Bm D Em A Bm Em D A } } = postchorus-riff, see above, else you can just play Bm throughout it Bm D Em A Bm } Verse 2 Bm D B I like to f**k, Bm D Cmm but no French letter Bm D B Cause without kids, Bm D Cmm life is so much better Bm D B So in the end, Bm D Cmm I got forced Bm D B To stay away Bm D Em CCm from female intercourse Em Chorus G F#m Em G Am Em I hate my life, and I hate you G F#m Em D F#m Em I hate my wife, and her boyfriend, too G F#m Em I hate to hate, and I hate that G Am Em I hate my life so very bad G F#m Em I hate my kids, never thought D F#m Em That I'd praise abort Bm D Em A Bm Em D A } } = postchorus-riff, see above, else you can just play Bm throughout it Bm D Em A Bm } Praise abort Interlude (Chords are'nt matching exactly here, but it' singable with those) Lalalala... EBCABGABm EBCABGABm Breakdown ( F ) Em ... C ( F ) Em ... C F Break Em Say goodbye, say goodbye Em C We rise up, up to the sky Em Say goodbye, we'll come back Em C F#m Soon as pretty butterflies Em ~ Make you cry ~silence~ Chrous/Outro G F#m Em G Am Em I hate my life, and I hate you G F#m Em D F#m Em I hate my wife, and my boyfriend, too G F#m Em I hate to hate, and I hate that G Am Em I hate myself so very bad G F#m Em I hate my offspring, never thought D F#m Em That I'd praise abort D FEm I praise abort D FEm I praise abort