Holy Bison Beaks!

I didn't write these, they are from http://wiki.illemonati.com. _____________________ Ebm7 well, I thought I?d write a little song so I wrote a little song then I tried to write some lyrics but I didn?t last too long so I figured, why not sing about me trying to write a song and stuff and I decided to keep on singing ?til I had had enough, but then I realized (Ebm7) this song needs a hook an ironic little self refrential B catchy freakin? hook D so I made the chorus all about how Ebm7 this song needs a hook an ironic little B self refrential hook D and a guitar solo Ebm7 (bad guitar solo) -- Whoops, hang on, I have to tune this?? ok. Ebm7 (awesome MIDI guitar solo) -- Ugh, stop that. All right, uh? Oh, I know, let?s do the, um, the bridge. Bri? yeah, bridge. OK? OK? Anyone? Hello? Fine. (music starts) A Oh. C#m F#m baby, tell me why E A why do they call it a bridge anyhow? C#m you cannot walk on it F#m it doesn?t have a guard rail Bm7 F#7 it doesn?t even hold many cows Ebm7 B this song is sort of caving in on itself D Ebm7 and so it?s going to end right now B DF# right now