Eddie the Eunuch

Eddie the Eunuch K. Kristofferson INTRO: E E Eddie the Eunuch was a weasel E Nasty as an old man??s nose E Makin' believin?? he was evil E Struttin?? in his mama??s clothes A You know that Eddie had a bad connection, baby A Never had a chance to ball A Sleeping in the wrong direction, baby B7 Dreaming he was ten feet tall, but now CHORUS: A Eddie the eunuch is a rock and roll critic E Suckin' like a super star A Slicker than a shoe-shine, quicker than a two-time B7 E Eddie what a thing you are, ooh A You know that Eddie makes a damn good livin??, baby A Puttin' other people down A Eddie couldn??t ever forgive them baby B7 ??Cause he wasn??t Jackson Browne, no but CHORUS E He's a climber E All the way down to the gutter E Probably stomp on his mother, yeah E He ain't got no shame, boys E But there's more to the game E Like who to bless and who to blame, boys