Queen of Denmark

(INTRO) CC (VERSE) C I wanted to change the world C But I could not even change my underwear F And when the sh*t got really really out of hand G7 I had it all the way up to my hairline C Which keeps receding like my self-confidence C As if I ever had any of that stuff anyway F I hope I didn't destroy your celebration G7 Or your Bar Mitzvah, birthday party or your Christmas C You put me in this cage and threw away the key C It was this 'us and them' sh*t that did me in F You tell me that my life is based upon a lie G7 I casually mention that I p**sed in your coffee C I hope you know that all I want from you is sex C To be with someone that looks smashing in athletic wear F And if your haircut isn't right you'll be dismissed G7 Get your walking papers and you can leave now (CHORUS) C Don't know what to want from this world C I really don't know what to want from this world F I don't know what it is you wouldn't want from me G7 You have no right to want anything from me at all C Why don't you take it out on somebody else? C Why don't you bore the sh*t out of somebody else? F Why don't you tell somebody else that they're selfish? G7 A weakling, coward, a pathetic fraud?... CCFG7 (VERSE) C Who's gonna be the one to save me from myself? C You'd better bring a stun gun and perhaps a crowbar F You'd better pack a lunch and get up really early G7 And you should probably get down on your knees and pray C It's really fun to look embarrassed all the time C Like you could never cut the mustard with the big boys F I really don't know who the f**k you think you are G7 Can I please see your license and your registration? (CHORUS) C Don't know what to want from this world C I really don't know what to want from this world F I don't know what it is you wouldn't want from me G7 You have no right to want anything from me at all C Why don't you take it out on somebody else? C Why don't you bore the sh*t out of somebody else? F Why don't you tell somebody else that they're selfish? G7 A weakling, coward, a pathetic fraud? C So Jesus hasn't come in here to pick you up C You'll still be sitting here ten years from now F You're just a sucker but we'll see who gets the last laugh G7 Who knows, maybe you'll be the next queen of Denmark