Lucy at the Gym

Fmaj7 C/E DmC/E Lucy at the gym 
She's there every time I go
 And I don't go that often, so she must live at the gym Fmaj7 C/E C/E I stare at her ribs, they show through the spandex 
Her little legs are working, she's going somewhere
 Em Am She's climbing up the stairs Em Am F 
And when she reaches the top, her dreams will be there Fmaj7 C/E Dm7 C/E Lucy at the gym
 Lucy on the scale for the third time Through thick and thin, Lucy's at the gym Em Am She's staring at the clock Em Am F 
And like the second hand she never stops 
F G Am She's Lucy at the gym F Dm When she takes a shower, after all the hours C Am 
Does she have a place to go? Dm (ch)Dm/C#(/ch) G 
Is there someone waiting or is Lucy all alone? Fmaj7 C/E DC/E I'm at the gym and Lucy's not there 
It's got me pretty worried so I imagine the worst
 Em Am She's made it up to heaven Em Am And when she met her maker G F 
He said, "Come right in, Fmaj7 C/E C/E I'll show you around the gym
 Everyone's beautiful and thin
 And here there's no sin and your life can begin, Lucy at the gym" FCDC/E Keep on, Lucy 
Keep on working girl