Jesus And Ruger

JESUS AND RUGER JASON BOLAND AND THE STRAGGLERS THE BOURBON LEGEND INTRO: F G C F C G C G C IT ALL STARTED, WHEN WE WERE JUST KIDS G C I DON'T REMEMBER, BUT I'M SURE THAT IT DID G C WHY'S MY LEFT ON MY LEFT, MY RIGHT ON MY RIGHT G Bb C I'M SURE THERE'S A MONSTER, IN MY CLOSET TONIGHT THERE ARE THINGS I CAN'T FIGURE WHAT THEY ARE FOR LIKE NICOTINE, NINTENDO OR NUCLEAR WAR THEY'RE THERE TO ADDICT US MAINTAIN OR TO SCARE COUNTY STATE AND WORLD ONLY THREE KINDS OF FAIR CHORUS: C F C JESUS AND RUGER, THEY'RE BOTH STRAIGHT SHOOTERS C G G7 ISLAM AND NAPALM MEAN SOMETHING TO SOMEONE F G C F MY CHAKRAS ARE BLOCKED, I'M LEARNING TAI CHI C C/B Am SO PITCH WHAT YOU'RE SELLING AND THEN LEAVE ME BE F G C CAUSE I'M JUST FINE BY ME MY BANK NEEDS A ROLL AND SO DOES MY ROCK I GO DOWN TO THE RIVER OUT HERE WHEN ITS HOT DOWN BY THE WATERS I'LL COOL OFF MY HEELS SOLVE THE WORLD''S PROBLEMS WITH A ROD AND A REEL TONIGHT I CAN'T SLEEP AND THAT'S THE REASON FOR THE SONG THE CHURCH BELL OUTSIDE, DONE HIT THE THIRD GONG I'M JUST A WEARY TRAVELER, NO BAGS IN MY HAND I LIKE WHERE I SIT, WHERE I'LL MAKE A STAND REPEAT CHORUS X 2 CORRECTIONS WELCOME