http://www.zoeyvangoey.com/ intro: G G C I am drunk and on a ladder Em D Not the smartest way to start my night Em D You said I'd conquer my vertigo C D G That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie G C And when we got up to the roof G D You opened a little flask of gin Em D Like idiots we both fell asleep there C D G Until the sun came up again C D I do the dumbest things for you C Em D Why do I do the dumbest things for you? C Em I almost broke my collar bone Dsus4 D G I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known. G C We both went out to the party G D Down a long, great western road Em D You told the drunks I knew karate C D G That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie G C They chased us through the city center G D They chased us out to the east end Em D We had to hide behind the supermarket C D G Until the sun came up again C D I do the dumbest things for you C Em D Why do I do the dumbest things for you? C Em I would be safer on my own Dsus4 D G I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known. G C And we just missed the last bus home Em So we walked it fueled by adrenaline Em D And when I said I could do it all again C D G That was a lie, that was a lie, that was a lie G C Your plans to make it big and conquer G D Would put Napoleon to shame Em C I'm in a coma on the sofa C D G Until the sun goes down again C D I do the dumbest things for you C Em D Why do I do the dumbest things for you? C Em I would be safer on my own Dsus4 D G I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known. GCGD ECCDG C D I do the dumbest things for you C Em D Why do I do the dumbest things for you? C Em I would be safer on my own Dsus4 D G I didn't care, you were the most exciting thing I'd ever known.