Tuning: Capo 2 DADGBe Chord shapes for dropped tuning: D5 00023x Cadd9 x32030 E5 222xxx A x0222x DMaj7 000222 D#5 1113xx F5 3335xx Asus4 x0223x e|-----2---3---5-------2--3-(5)--| B|-----3---3---6-------3--3--6---| G|-----2--(4)-(5)------2-(4)-5---| D|-0-0---0---0---0-0-0--0---0--0-| (repeat x4) A|-------------------------------| E|-------------------------------| D5 Cadd9 E5 A-Asus4-A-ASus4 x2 (continue A-Asus4-A-Asus4 throughout song) (verse 1) D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 A5dd9 The weightlifter and a library tech you know D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 A5dd9 Made a big decision in the magazine row D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5A5dd9 I'll open my catalogue just enough to let you in D5 (N.C.) D5 Cadd9 E5 A And she'll drop beers like you drop vitamins (chorus) F5 D5 Did you ever never wanna let somebody down? F5 E5 A Was you ever thinking that you'd be Cathy's clown now she's around (verse 2) D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 A5dd9 The protein pills and the g-strings you left in her flat D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 A5dd9 Are just enough to get your dewey decimal back D5 Cadd9 E5 A D5 A5dd9 Lift her to work, before your daily workout begins D5 (N.C.) D5 Cadd9 E5 A And she'll stack up like you stack vitamins (chorus) (outro) D5 Cadd9 E5 D#5 x8 Dmaj7