Intro F C F Excuse me staring - we catch the same the same train C F We've never spoken I wonder if we may C F From Wandsworth Town on the Waterloo line C F Via Clapham Junction on the eight fifty-nine C May I tell you that I think you're lovely F C F Purchasing your ticket as I stare discreetly by the barrier C Where do you work F What do you do there C What's your name F We're in Waterloo now C Where you march up the platform F In military style C In the rhythm that the train made F My heavenly choir C May I tell you that I think you're lovely F C F Purchasing your ticket as I stare discreetly by the barrier C Sorrowful parting F You take the Bakerloo southbound C My trip on the northbound F Is something of a comedown C Sweet girl on the train F Do you fancy me C If you like me F You can commute with me