"Help Me Scrape The Mucus Off My Brain" Artist: Ween Album: 12 Golden Country Greats Intro (G, Bm, Am, G) Am I guess it's something in my brain D G EmF# I need whiskey to ease the pain C But it's early in the morning D G Gm and I'm feeling bad again C But if you ever loved me D G EmF# you'll go easy on me now A7 Fix me up a cup of coffee D and in a while I'll come around Am I think I'll spend the dogfood money D G EmF# but he'll love me just the same C But if you really love me baby D G Gm Help me scrape the mucus off my brain It's a shame when morning hurts, I've seen bad and I've seen worse it's the nature of my being I took some money from your purse Now a Frenchman loves to party and I know he's not to blame But the way you're lookin' at me baby I just can't help but feel the shame I think I'll spend the dogfood money but he'll love me just the same But if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain But if you really love me baby Help me scrape the mucus off my brain (?'s or comments e-mail me at Fordboy58@aol.com)