Wayne Hancock Locomotive Joe C Well I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long Hes got a gal in every town and hes never alone F C He says the Union Pacific always treats him right G C He goes joint jumpin in a different town every night. C He says come on train my babys out there waitin I got a big date so dont make me late F C He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go G C They call him Locomotive Joe hes a railroad Ro Ro Romeo. C When he gets to Fort Worth (I got on my boots and hat) How bout Oklahoma City (I got my hair slicked back) F C He hits each town and checks em like an old trot line G C Well a sonofagun if he dont get a bite each time. C F C G C X2 C Well I know a crazy cat that rides the train all day long Hes got a gal in every town and hes never alone F C He says the Union Pacific always treats him right G C He goes joint jumpin in a different town every night. C He says come on train my babys out there waitin I got a big date so dont make me late F C He hits the main drag just as hard as he can go G C They call him Locomotive Joe hes a railroad Ro Ro Romeo.