"Maiden" by Vic Chesnutt, from the album "the salesman and bernadette" intro = E E E Dogs are barkin', birds are chirpin' E E the only thing better is if I were squirtin' A E there's no one here to love on me today F# A E for the maidens on holiday F# A E yeah the maidens on holiday ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/v/vic_chesnutt/maiden_crd.html ) verse 2= i'm a sorry sorry knight in a horrible castle hopin' to avoid certain societal hassles but i know what they say, that i ain't made of clay for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday bridge= F# I ain't nothin' but chivalrous B ain't never been nothing nasty between us F# she knows where she stands B A on the heart of a broken man E verse 3= it's gonna be bad no matter what so i might as well go on ahead and act like a butt any old way, hey i'm still gonna pay for the maidens on holiday, yeah the maidens on holiday there ya go - super fun to sing like vic !!!!!!!!!