G A There was a hot girl in the comic shop, C D G And I didn't know what to do. G A There was a hot girl in the comic shop, C D G She was looking at Doctor Who. G A There was an actual girl in the comic shop, C D G What a momentous day! G A I had to check to make sure she wasn't just, C D G A human-sized cardboard display. F C G (tacit) My competition was a kid with pimples, and a guy in a wheelchair. F C G So I knew I had to act fast. FG So many questions in my mind, C What would be a good pick-up line? F Why had a hot girl just come in? If the Hulk fought Spiderman, D Who would win? (tacit) Good question... G A I guess that Spiderman's advantage would be his webs, C D G And his manual dexterity. G A But then again, the Hulk's endurance is limitless, C D G And he's stronger than Spidey would be... CG There was a hot girl in the comic shop, F G C Just a minute ago. C G There was a hot girl in the comic shop, F G C Did anyone see her go? D F Had she come to the comic shop looking for love? F G C Guess I'll never know...