G I took a double take out on the interstate C G When I saw her makin' eyes at me So I followed her down - the clubhouse drive A7 D7 Past the pool on the 18th green G In the parkin' lot - I said it's mighty hot C G Maybe I could buy you a beer C G Em She said I'm glad you asked - but I'll have to pass A7 D G Cause only members are allowed in here... G C Well I'm a member of a country club G Country music is what I love D7 I drive an old Ford pick-up truck G I do my drink-in from a dixie cup C Yea I'm a bona-fide dancin' fool G I shoot a mighty mean game of pool D7 At any honky-tonk roadside pub G I'm a member of a country club G I said you look so invitin' - thought it might be excitin' C G For a woman with a limousine To go rid-in around - in a beat up truck A7 D With a man - in wore out jeans G You know it's five o'clock before Friday night C G This is where the fun begins C G Em Don't worry 'bout your reputation A7 D G Cause you can tell all your friends