VERSE 1 (D D - -) D D D D D D F F I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a D D D D F Dope Beastie tee, nipple rings F F F New tattoos that claimed that (D DU U D) D D C He was OGT, C D After '92, D C C The first EP. (D--) (C) D And in between D D Sips of Coke D D He told me that D He thought D D D We were sellin' out, F F Layin' down, F F Suckin' up F F To the man. CHORUS 1 (D DU U D) C Well now I've got some G D D Advice for you, little buddy. F G Before you point the finger D You should know that D I'm the man, C And if I'm the man, G Then you're the man, and D A He's the man as well so you can F G D D Point that f**kin' finger up your ass. F G D D (one strum) VERSE 2 (D D - -) D D D All you know about me is what I've sold you, D Dumb f**k. D D D D D I sold out long before you ever even heard my name. F F I sold my soul to make a record, F Dip sh*t, F F F F (hold) And you bought one. CHORUS 2 (D DU U D) C So I've got some G D D Advice for you, little buddy. F G Before you point your finger D You should know that D I'm the man, C G If I'm the f**kin' man D A Then you're the f**kin' man as well So you can F G D D Point that f**kin' finger up your ass. F G D D F F D (hold) VERSE 3 (D DU U D) A D D All you know about me is what I've sold you, D Dumb f**k. F F G G D I sold out long before you ever heard my name. D D I sold my soul to make a record, D Dip sh*t, F G D And you bought one. BRIDGE (D DU U D) CGDD FGDD VERSE 4 (D D - -) F F All you read and F F Wear or see and C C Hear on TV C C Is a product G G Begging for your G G Fatass dirty D (hold) Dollar (N.C.) So...Shut up and OUTRO (DUDUDUDU) D D D Buy buy buy C C Buy my new record D D D Buy buy buy C C Send more money D D f**k you, buddy. C C f**k you, buddy. D D f**k you, buddy. C C f**k you, buddy. D (hold)