Key: B Tuning: Standard EADGBe Chords used: B - x24442 F-244322 G#m -466444 E - 022100 Ebm - x68876 Intro: Ebm-B-Ebm-E-F#-E- x4 B--E-F#- x2 Verse 1: B Your dad can suck my cock if you can come and play E Your mom can to touch my F# dick every single f**king B day With the fingers on my hand your brother he E will buckle For another F# dollar f**king do it to your uncle Chorus 1: G#m It's a hot damn day E F# down in California G#m It's a grand old E F# way up in California G#m If you come and play E F# F# I just gotta warn you Verse 2: B You can take a dump on my chest if it's okay E Just don't take a p**s F# in someone's mouth when B you are away I jack myself to sleep every night I'll have a dozen E I'll let you watch the F# show when I'm pooping on your cousin Chorus 2: G#m It's a fun hard E F# day up in California G#m It's a grand old E F# day up in California G#m Can you come play E F# here in California? E F# E California this is California we F# F# f**k in California Interlude: Ebm-B-Ebm-E-F#-E- x4 Chorus 3: G#m It's a fun hard E F# day up in California G#m It's a grand old E F# day up in California G#m Can you come play E F# here in California? E F# E California this is California we F# f**k in California Chorus 4: B F# And this is California B F# And this is California B F# We f**k in California B F# And this is California B F# We f**k in California B F# We f**k in California B(hold) Coz this is California