Intro x8 D Verse D A D Jack knife'd rig got the traffic stopped, interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot A D Fatboy flyin' on a fatboy bike weavin' in and out and passin' me by G D C# B I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy S O B E A At deep down I was wishin' it was me Chorus G D But if I had one I'd have to say A D I'd probably do the same dang thing G D G Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run E F# G G# A F# D A I'd be hell on wheels if 2/4 I had 4/4 one Verse D A D Called my brother, said "How you been, we ain't been fishin' since I don't know when" A D He said "This graveyard shift's a graveyard grind, I got more bills than I got time" G D C# B I'd love to wet a line but my wife'll just stay on my case E A I said "I guess I know who wears the pants around your place" Chorus G D But if I had one I'd have to say A D I'd probably do the same dang thing G D G Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done E F# G G# A F# D Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if 2/4 I had 4/4 one Bridge G D Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady A D She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby G D Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her A watch her shake her money maker Chorus G D But if I had one I'd have to say A D I'd probably shake it the same dang way G D G Hike it up high as I could get it, son E F# G G# A F# D I'd never buy a nother beer if 2/4 I had 4/4 one Outro E F# G G# A F# D You know things would be differ ent if 2/4 I had 4/4 one That's what I'd do, if I had one of those I'd do it just like that, right... there G Things'd be different if I had one, too D But I don't, but if I had one