(Intro:) E It was a pretty good GPA We got a couple of good grades A B And it sounded like a pretty good seven inch E And winter didn't feel so cold I had a smile for everyone I know A B E I was starting to get comfortable in the place that I'm in B A And it used to not mean anything B A It used to not mean anything E A B It used to not mean anything, but it really means nothing now E A E Nothing means anything anymore E A E Everything is less than zero E C#m And I know it won't do much good E C#m Getting drunk and sad and singing A B But I'm at the end of my rope And I feel like swinging (Verse:) CACEm CACEm CACEm CACEm EBAb C#m E It was an unflattering photograph C#m Ab And people saw it all over town A B E Hanging up on the wall above the urinal C#m E Hear the man with the notepad say, C#m Ab "Oh, they're funny, but they drink too much" A B E "Don't be surprised if they don't amount to nothing at all" B A We were talking about giving up B A We were talking about lying down C#m B A We were talking about tying off B Ab A Wasn't it supposed to mean something now? Am (instrumental) EC#m AEB (Verse:) C#m A E Let them see you struggle and they're going to tear you apart CAm E You ain't never been no virgin, kid, you were f**ked from the start EAEA B A They're all going to be laughing at you EAEA B A They're all going to be laughing at you You can't make it on merit, not on merit and merit alone EAEA C#m A E Dan McGee tried to tell me, "There ain't no more Rolling Stones" EAEA B A They're all going to be laughing at you EAEA B A They're all going to be laughing at you (Outro:) AEAEAEBB AEAEAEBB E A E I've been called out, cuckolded, castrated, but I survived E A E I am covered in urine and excrement but I'm alive C#m A E And there's a white flag in my pocket never to be unfurled CAm E Though with their hands 'round my ankles, they bring me down for another swirl B A E And they tell me, "Take it easy buddy - it's not the end of the world" EAEA