Verse Dm I used to be the first to laugh When Mrs. Jennings took a bath E And left the window open for the neighbors Em But had we looked, we might have seen Dm That she was really very clean E F# B And given her the credit of her labors Chorus E And Mr. Jennings, where was he? A The man that we had asked to see E B And who were we to think that it was funny E A When as she raised her glass she said she wasn't sure B E He might be dead, or somewhere making love to all his money Verse Dm She held her breath expectantly While everybody stared at me E As I approached to greet Miss Mary Blooming (hello) Em I tweaked her nose and kissed the tip I wiped the powder from my lip E F# B And just because I did, it left her fuming Chorus E A I almost gave myself away when Captain Graves came up to say... E B Glad to see me home and he was tickled E A And now I'm sure I had excused the way I used to be abused B E It was worth it all to see him tickled Ha ha ha! He he he! Ooh! Verse Dm The atmosphere was getting thick, the guy beside me looking sick E I would've helped, at least I thought I ought to Em He flashed me an appearing grin, I stopped and took the feeling in E F# B I wasn't sure, but something told me not to Chorus E A I knew I couldn't take much more, I started making for the door E B And as I passed my date, I let her kiss me E I grabbed my coat and stepped outside A I stuck my thumb out for a ride B E Departing knowing they would never miss me (Nighty night, little angels! Nighty night.)