Tim Wilson - Garth Brooks Ruined My Life A Whats the big deal about Garth Brooks D A Whats he got that I aint got Except the biggest country album in history E And girls screamin in the parkin lot A My wife thinks Garth Brooks hung the moon D A Yeah she thinks Garths number one E A And theres even husbands jealous at Garth Brooks over in Ireland. D I look better in a hat than he does A And I got a lot more hair I missed The Dance, Still Felt the Pain E And Ive never had an Answered Pray A I wrote a hundred songs about rodeos D But my wife wouldnt listen to mine A Now Im singin to Friends in a place so Low E A Garth Brooks couldnt even find. D Garth Brooks you better hope we never meet A Or one of us is gonna get hurt Yeah youll let go of that Longneck Bottle E If I choke you with a Garth Brooks T-shirt A She has taken down our weddin pictures D And put a poster of you A And if you name comes up again when shes sleepin E A Theres no tellin what Ill do. D Yeah we went though this a few years ago A When she was dreamin about George Strait But now the name Garth Brooks are two words E I have grown to hate A Brother you look like a cowboy airport controller D With that ugly little microphone A Why dont you quite tryin to turn my wife away E A And leave my life alone. D A I sick of, Garth Brooks D A (stop) Im tired of hearin about, Garth Brooks D A (stop) I think Ive had enough, Garth Brooks D A (stop) My wife is in love with, Garth Brooks D A (stop) She wants to be Mrs., Garth Brooks D A I hope his records sells like, Garth Brooks.