Chorus G C G Beer belly blues, what color are my new shoes. G D Cause my feet and belt buckle are things I rarely see. G C My problem is not my glands, it comes poured from aluminum cans, G D G And Papst Blue Ribbon has been awfully good to me. Verse 1 C G And honey when you buy my shirts, make sure there triple XL G D Four or five people I know at work have started callin' me Orsen Wells. G C I got endorsment offers from Michelob, Lite, and Strohs, G D G And Junior Sample's family called and their savin' me his old clothes. Chorus G C G Beer belly blues, what color are my new shoes. G D Cause' my pants and my zipper are things I rarely see G C My mama says I'm big boned, I can't fit in her mobile home. G D G And Old Milwaukie's been awfully good to me. Verse 2 C G Yeah I used to be a lean 175 now I'm way over three G D It's a gettin' to the point that my own wife dont wanna' slow dance with me G C Cause' I like to eat and watch tv, and knock out a case or two G D G Even people like Sally Struthers say that I need to lose a few. Chorus 3 G C G Beer belly blues, are something that I can't lose G D If Richard Simmons saw me he'd cry and hold my hand G C Yeah but I couldn't touch my knees, if I was sweatin' to the oldies G D GC And Old Milwaukie's been awfully good to me. G D G C Yeah Papst Blue Ribbon has been awfully good to me G D GG Yeah yeast in generals' been awfully good to me.