Band: Woodbox Gang VERSE 1 G Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys C G Don??t you go motherf**kering me G Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys A D Don??t you go motherf**kering me G G7 Well I??ll tell you my brother and all of you others C A If I had my druthers I??d be c**ks**kered G Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys D G Don??t you go motherf**kering me VERSE 2 I??ll be strangled and stripped I??ll be wet noodle whipped Don??t you go motherf**kering me I??ll be chained to the wall and kicked in the balls Don??t you go motherf**kering me I??ll be smeared on the ass with broken glass I??ll be reamed in the rear by a kosher spear Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys Don??t you go motherf**kering me VERSE 3 I??ll be plugged by a slug with a date rape drug Don??t you go motherf**kering me I??ll be wined and dined by a sad porcupine Don??t you go motherf**kering me I??ll be seduced by a moose whose reputation is loose I??ll hold the load of a horny toad Don??t you go motherf**kering me boys Don??t you go motherf**kering me