Verses are palm muted, all other parts let ring clear. This works very well strummed on an acoustic or plucked on an electric (as the album version). INTRO ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C VERSE I ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C "There's a worm in my head and a fish in the bed," she said ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C Confused you will be He's ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C got the car on the lawn and he's using the horn again ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C Annoyed she will be CHORUS I ch /ch D G6/C Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C out ch /ch D G6/C Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out VERSE II ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C "There's a girl at my door and she's begging for more," he said ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C "Abused you will be" "If you touch ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C a hair on my head then you'd be better off dead" She said ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C "Oh joking you must be" CHORUS II ch /ch D G6/C Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C out ch /ch D G6/C Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out BRIDGE B A There were pieces of gold in his mouth when they met B A And now there's just pieces of coal B A There was a thought in his head the first time she said ch /ch G6/C Em7 And now there's just a gaping hole INSTRUMENTAL ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C CHORUS III ch /ch D G6/C Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C out ch /ch D G6/C Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out ch /ch D G6/C Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C out ch /ch D G6/C Cartoon boyfriend when you gonna rub yourself ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- ah -- out OUTRO ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C They call him the ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C Crayola Kid, yeah look what he did with his ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C crayons and stuff but, that's not enough, no ch /ch /ch /ch Em7 G6/C D2/A G6/C that's not enough, that's not enough,Crayola Em7 Kid.