Intro Gm Cm x4 Verse 1 Gm D# Bathroom stalls for the powder nose (she loves) Gm D# High heel shoes with the open toes (she loves) Gm D# She's got a good time wrapped in gold (she loves) Gm D# F For you, for you Gm D# All red dress with the devil eyes (she loves) Gm D# So obsessed with the camera lights (she loves) Gm D# You love her, but you can't deny (she loves) Gm D# F The truth, the truth Pre-Chorus Gm D#m She loves everybody Cm D Can't you tell by the signs? Gm D#m She loves everybody Cm D She gets off all the time Gm F It's a dark philosophy Cm D And it haunts her constantly Gm F It's a false alarm to me Cm D She's a false alarm Chorus Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Verse 2 Gm D# Six inch long, 'bout three inch wide (she loves) Gm D# Dolla, dolla bill is her only type (she loves) Gm D# You love her but you'll never be (she loves) Gm DF The one, the one Gm D# Diamonds and the rings are her fantasy (she loves) Gm D# She chase hearts with the Hennessy (she loves) Gm D# You love her, but you'll never be (she loves) Gm D# F Enough, enough Pre-Chorus Gm D#m She loves everybody Cm D Can't you tell by the signs? Gm D#m She loves everybody Cm D She gets off all the time Gm F It's a dark philosophy Cm D And it haunts her constantly Gm F It's a false alarm to me Cm D She's a false alarm Chorus Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Bridge Gm F D# She always leaves the man she loves Dm But the diamonds are forever Gm F D# She always seems to be alone Dm But the diamonds make it better Chorus Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey) Gm D# GD# False alarm (hey, hey, hey, hey, hey)