There aren?t really any correct versions of this song online so I tabbed it out to the Vandals Christmas version. Have fun ruining all your friends? christmases. Intro: A A#5 (x2) D Bm D Bm E Bm E D C#m Bm A E A C#m F#m A Christmas is hell on earth, I know nothing worse Bm A E then being depressed and told to be happy. E Esus4-3 E The season of su-icide, I know why they died Bm E A Christmas reminds me I have nothing C#m F#m I've got no girl there's only me C#m F#m Bm E A no friends or family, another Christmas alone C#m F#m C#m F#m Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath D C#m BE so I'll hang myself from the tree A C#m F#m A Christmas is dark and wet, so I can't forget Bm A E Christmas reminds me I have nothing E Esus4-3 E this is the end of hope, I won't write a note Bm E A because it would be addressed to no one C#m F#m I've got no girl there's only me C#m F#m Bm E A no friends or family, another Christmas alone C#m F#m C#m F#m Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath D C#m BE so I'll hang myself from the tree A C#m F#m A Now I will say good-bye, no one will cry Bm A E Christmas goes on without me E Esus4-3 E My life is now complete, so I'll go to sleep Bm E A Forever and ever and ever... C#m F#m I've got no girl there's only me C#m F#m Bm E A no friends or family, another Christmas alone C#m F#m C#m F#m Got no food to eat, no ornaments or wreath D C#m Bm A so I'll hang myself from the tree