Tiger Lillies - Cheapest Show Gm D The lion he has got false teeth, Gm D the fire eater is a cheat Gm D Gm D the exotic dancer is antique. Gm D The high-wire artist broke his nose, Gm D the dancing bears got gangrene toes, Gm D Gm D And all the artists need new clothes. Gm D Cut price is the acrobat, Gm D the fortune teller is a hack, Gm D Gm D the clowns make up is all cracked Gm D It's the cheapest show you've ever seen Gm D with drop outs drug addicts & queens Gm D Gm D its garish gaudy cheap and obscene. ( Tab from: http://www.guitartabs.cc/tabs/t/tiger_lillies/cheapest_show_crd.html ) Gm D Half the staff are pimps & whores Gm D too old to do it anymore, Gm D Gm D they're all old, ugly, stupid, or poor Gm D The boss drinks like an unblocked drain Gm D his wife is stupid, ugly, vain Gm D Gm D they're so broke, they should elope to Spain Gm D The big top it has got more holes Gm D than a dart board its so old, Gm D Gm D the cloth is rancid green with mould. Gm D It's the cheapest show you've ever seen Gm D with drop outs drug addicts and queens Gm D Gm D its garish gaudy cheap & obscene. tabbed by timothio