Capo: 4 Intro: G Em C x4 G Em i once had this fan boy, praise me day and night G Em till the day i signed that deal, sold out and ruined his life Am C Am C G Em x2 the fan boy he turned stalker, man, i guess he thought he had the right G Em he found me called me pussy, so i hit him in the jaw G Em the f**ker couldn't fight back, no he just called the law Am C Am C G Em x2 i showed up in the court room and said who's the pussy now? Am C Am C i'm a lover not a fighter but i wont take no sh*t lying down Dm from the hotel to the jail cell Chorus G Em C how's it feel to always lose? G Em C you'll never write a song like this G Em C jeaulosy a funny f**kin thing G Em Em but this sh*t's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is G Em i once knew an older man i called a friend of mine G Em helped him out of trouble he was addicted to the lines Am C Am C G Em x2 he stayed up on my couch for months, i held him while he cried G Em his life was goin nowhere so i bought him a guitar G Em put him up on stages, he was treated like star Am C Am C G Em x2 things were going well until he bit this hand that fed Am C Am C i left him where i found him, let's just assume he wound up dead Dm from the hotel to the jail cell Chorus G Em C how's it feel to always lose? G Em C and lose a loyal friend like this G Em C jeaulosy a funny f**kin thing G Em Em but this sh*t's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is G Em once i knew a girl i didn't know at all G Em in fact we'd never met, but i heard she knew all my songs Am C Am C G Em x2 she heard i was a douche bag from some friends of hers back home G Em she showed up at the venue where i was goin to play G Em she hung out by the parking lot, the club still made her pay Am C Am C G Em x2 and cops they caught her sprayin my van, w/ a can of silver paint Am C Am C i said no man, just let her go, it's the haters that fuel this fame D from the hotel to the jail cell Chorus x2 G Em C how's it feel to always lose? G Em C You'll never ride a man like this (you'll never write a song like this)- Sing this on the second time, G Em C jeaulosy a funny f**kin thing G Em GEm but this sh*t's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is