"(1) this is the tab for the great song "Know Your Onion!" from their debut INTRO: E- B- G-8-6-4-2-1- D- A- E-7-5-3-1-0- E B E B Shut out, pimpled and angry E B A B I quietly tied all my guts into knots E B E B Gave up trying to make 'em E B A B Figured it'd take 'em too long to look up C#minor E A E And besides, it was undeniably clear to me, I dunno why C#minor D A When every other part of love seemed locked behind shutters B I knew the worthless dregs we've always been E B E B Lucked out, found my favourite record E B A B Lying in wait at the Birmingham Mall E B E B E The songs that I heard, the occasional book B A B Ab Were the only fun I ever took A B E And I got on with making myself Ab A B C Now the trick is just making yourself C G But when they're parking their cars on your chest G C You've still got a view of the summer sky C G C To make it hurt twice when your restless body caves to it's whim C Bm9 And suddenly struggles to take flight Repeat Intro E B E Three thousand miles north-east B E B A B E I left all my friends at the morning bus stop shaking their heads E B E B E What kind of life you dream of? You're allergic to love B A B C#minor Yes I know but I must say in my own defense E A E It's been undeniably dear to me, I dunno why C#minor E A E When every other part of love seemed locked behind shutters B I knew the worthless dregs we are The selfless, loving saints we are E The melting, sliding dice we've always been Enjoy! "