After seeing the other tab here was slightly off I felt compelled to submit my own. This is how i play the song and I'm fairly confident it's right. There might be an instrumental section I missed but who really cares? Enjoy, Olly. N.C. Oh kiss me Maggie & take me home, For I sure dinnae feel like dyin? alone, Gawn geez a shot, chuck a doggie a bone, Or a penny for me rattlin? can, D(let ring) As sure as Christ it?s a bitter pill, But if you won?t have me, yer sister will, D D D D D D I?ll cart me arse doon Surry Hills & call her out this evenin?, Instrumental ||D|G|D|E A| |D|G|D|A D|| Verse 1 D G Go on, go well, ye?re no catch o? mine, D E A Yer clothes in rags, ye reek o? fags & old green ginger wine, D G My sisters aye a leezie into the drinkin?, dogs & cards, D A D My poor departed Father couldn?t flog her at the yards, D G I?m a man o? some renown ?Jack the Lad? about the town, D E A We?ll share a plate of oysters, crack the neck o? Billy Brown, D G Sly grog & salty treats, I?ll not grant yer wish, D A D I?m promised to the toll collector boy upon the bridge. Chorus D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D E A Like honey on a toothache, you?ll never be mine, D G Tho? we can dance, b?Jesus, we?ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine. Verse 2 D G Why wait until yer dancin? shoes are scuffed and in the bin? D E A I?ll stitch my holey duds, scrape the whiskers from me chin, D G We?ll get ye down yer scarlet gown, I?ll steal you somethin? blue, D A D I?d waltz off Millers point before I walk the aisle with you! Wedding March e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-7----6----2-4-2-0-------------0-2-----------------------------------------| D|-------------------2-0---0-2-4---------------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| G|-7----6----2-4-2-0---------------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------2-0---0-2-4-2-0-----------------------------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------| Chorus D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D E A Like honey on a toothache, you?ll never be mine, D G Tho? we can dance, b?Jesus, we?ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine. Verse 3 D Oh I?ll sing you ?six ribbons?! G Aye when your ?three sheets?! D E A Yer drunken, brawlin? caterwaulin? echoes through the streets, D Y?know I?m not yet very old, G Sure it?s poison when its cold, D A D And a dear old southerly belters sure to blow! Chorus D G Like good whisky in bad wounds, D E A Like honey on a toothache, you?ll never be mine, D G Tho? we can dance, b?Jesus, we?ll swing like the razors, D A D Of Kate Leigh & Tilly Devine.