I really, really love this song. I'm pretty sure this is correct.
Intro: E A
VERSE
EA
Well my alarm clock, he ain't working,
EA
but i don't really mind,
EA
'cause he ain't know friend of mine
EA
he kept waking me up all the time
CHORUS
B
saying BEEP BEEP BEEP get on your feet,
D
you've gotta get a job cos you're in too deep!
EAEA
Oh no-----, oh no------
VERSE
EA
Well i don't like doing things,
EA
that other folks tell me to do,
EA
so i hit him with a hammer,
EA
and now he's quite subdued,
EA
and when i wake up in the morning
EB
he don't even make a sound
EA
and my life ain't slipping away
EA
because his hands don't turn around
CHORUS
B
BEEP BEEP BEEP, get on your feet,
D
you've gotta get a job 'cause you're in too deep!
EAEA
Oh no-----, oh no------
EA
Well ive never been so happy,
EA
that's what i am right now,
EA
and people misunderstand me,
EA
cos when i was made some joker
EA
put my smile on upside down.
INSTRUMENTAL: E A
EAEA
Oh no-----, oh no------ X8
INSTRUMENTAL: E A