(M. Jagger/K. Richards) "This isn't a hard song to learn. Just strum the strings regular and you should be allset. Email me with any comments or questions at evh82@yahoo.com I don't know if this is exact but it will do. Just play around with it and have fun"- Ryan -------------------- A EmA Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged A DAm There's a pain where there once was a heart A It's sleepin, it's a beatin' D G Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it A Am Right there in that jar? A Am Oh help me, please mama, I'm sick'ning A DAm It's today that's the day of the plunge A Oh the gal I'm to marry D G Is a bow-legged sow A Am I've been soakin' up drink like a sponge A Am "Don't ya worry, get dressed," cried my mother A Am As she plied me with bourbon so sour A Pull your socks up, put your suit on D G Comb your long hair down, A Am For you will be wed in the hour A Am So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged A DAm There's a pain where there once was a heart A I'm sleepin, it's a beatin' D G Can't ya please take it out, and preserve it A Am Right there in that jar? Yup! ("Am E A D" Over Solo) A EmA Oh help me, please doctor, I'm damaged A DAm There's a pain where there once was a heart A It's sleepin, it's a beatin' D G Can't ya please tear it out, and preserve it A Am Right there in that jar? A Am I was tremblin', as I put on my jacket A DAm It had creases as sharp as a knife A I put the ring in my pocket D G But there was a note A EA And my heart it jumped into my mouth A EA It read, "Darlin', I'm sorry to hurt you. A DAm But I have no courage to speak to your face. A D G But I'm down in Virginia with your cousin Lou A There be no wedding today." A Am So help me, please doctor, I'm damaged A DAm You can put back my heart in its hole A Oh mama, I'm cryin' D G Tears of relief A Am And my pulse is now under control