#------------------------------------------------------------------------------## # from the album "Love Songs for the Retarded" written by Joe King Transcontabulated by Johnny Electroshocktherapy If its wrong, then you fix it. If anybody knows any Queers songs, ( 'specially Feeling Groovy or Ursula = finally has Tits) then post th' damn things. Get some punk on OLGA t' c= ompete with all that hippie cr*p already on there. GRANOLA-HEAD intro (AADAAADAAAD) E A Eating mushrooms ain't for me E A Or getting all screwed up on LSD D A Or eating bean sprouts all day long D A Or smoking pot out of a bong D A Wearin' flowers in my hair D A And having dirty underwear E D A I don't wanna be a granola-head E D A I don't wanna be a granola-head E = A Whacked-out hippies brains are scrambled eggs E A Ugly chicks with very hairy legs D A I think I'd rather be at home D A Listening to the Ramones D A Or hanging out and getting drunk D A With a bunch of useless punks CHORUS E A Oh can't you see E A It's not for me D A Eating bean sprouts all day long D A And smoking pot out of a bong D A Wearing flowers in my hair D A And having dirty underwear CHORUS (2x)