(Verse 1) D A Does anybody know how long to World War Three? A7 D I wanna know, I've gotta book me holidee. A They want me in the army, but I just can't go, A7 D I'm far too busy listening to the radio. (Chorus) D A The whole things daft, I don't know why A7 D You have to laugh or else you cry A You have to live or else you die A7 D You have to laugh of else you cry (Verse 2) D A My friends say that we're heading for a grotty time, A7 D It's just a load of slapstick in a pantomime, D A We're heading for disaster, but I just don't care, A7 D Shut your eyes and count to ten, you won't be there. (Chorus) D A The whole things daft, I don't know why A7 D You have to laugh or else you cry A You have to live or else you die A7 D You have to laugh of else you cry