This is "Randy Scouse Git" (or "Alternative Title" in some countries) by the Monkees on the album Headquarters. Written and sung by Micky Dolenz. C Am She's a wonderful lady and she's mine, all mine C Am and there doesn't seem a way that she won't come and lose my mind F Dm F Dm It's too easy hummin' songs to a girl in yellow dress C Am it's been a long time since the party and the room is in a mess C Am The four kings of EMI are sitting stately on the floor C Am there are birds out on the sidewalk and a valet at the door F Dm F Dm he reminds me of a penguin, with few and plastered hair C Am there's talcum powder on the letter, and the birthday boy is there Am Em G Am EG Why don't you cut your hair?! Am Em G Am EG Why don't you live up there?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?! C Am Now they've darkened all the windows and the seats in naughahyde C Am I've been waiting for an hour, I can't find a place to hide F Dm F Dm the being known as wonder girl is speaking I believe C Am it's not easy trying to tell her that I shortly have to leave Am Em G Am Gm Why don't you be like me?! Am Em G Am EG Why don't you stop and see?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?! (Instrumental and mumbling) CAm CAm FDFDm CAm Am Em G Am EmG Why don't you cut your hair?! Am Em G Am EG Why don't you live up there?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?! Am Em G Am Gm Why don't you be like me?! Am Em G Am EG Why don't you stop and see?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am Why don't you hate who I hate, kill who I kill to be free?! Am Em G Am EmG Why don't you cut your hair?! Am Em G Am EG Why don't you live up there?! Am Em G Am Em G Am Em G Am Why don't you do what I do, see what I feel when I care?!