Song: Dear Employer (The Reason I Quit) Tabbed by: Silva Halo Chords: E, B, F#m, A (I use barre chords but you could play it open too) E B Dear employer I'd like to tell you F#m A it's been wonderful for all these years E B But now you know I've got a new shoe F#m A and I'll be wearing it so far from here E B Dear employer your escalators F#m A are very dangerous on the way down E B They rip the skin and they pull you in F#m A spit out the boney bits and coffee grounds (continue for the rest of the song)