This is the only chord set to this tune on the internet, its a well good tune n a piece of piss so get learnin!! Intro: Em, G, C, Em Em, G, C, B Em G C Em I walked into the Nag's Head fu-t sustinate me belly, Em G There were a fit crack in the corner but C B I knew her cunt was smelly, Em G C Em She smelt of rotting fish heads and old and crispy sick, Em G C B Said her name were Charlotte and she wanted suck me dick. Em G Oh, I thought now lad, times are hard, C Em and it's nearly closing time, Em G I'll put a bag on her head, and a peg on me nose, C B And I'll grummage through the slime... Em C B Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc, Em C B She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack, Em C B With her legs spread wide she opens up her crack, Em C B Spends her life just lying on her back. Em G Well, we walked along, up Buxton Road, C Em And strolled along the cut, Em G She said "give us an inch and I'll take a yard." C B So I slammed her half a foot. Em G Got me hand up her skirt 'cos I'm a Macc Lad, C Em And I knew just what fu-t do, Em G I got me hand inside, and then me arm inside, C B I lost it right up to me tattoo. Em C B Oh, Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc, Em C B She'll do anything fu-t get you in the sack, Em C B Coffee, sex and johnny bags come free, Em C B So crabs and herpes and VD. Em Oh Charlotte..... Break: Em, G, C, Em Em, G, C, B Em G And we ended up at her place, C Em And I waded through the johnnies, Em G She put another notch in her bedstead, C B while I watched "The Two Ronnies". Em C B Charlotte is the biggest slag in Macc, Em C B She lies in wait and then she springs her trap, Em C B She's always got fu-t take the upper hand, Em C B G And you are what you drink, and I'm a bitter man. Em Charlotte...