me@owenm.co.uk Transcribed by Owen Marriott 202100 E/F# - 7978(10)7 B7 - E B C#m A I must admit I find it funny E B C#m A But I might have known she?d find it dumb E B C#m A The air hostess and the blow-up dummy E B C#m A I?m in stitches and she?s twiddling her thumbs D Dsus4 D A She hasn?t laughed once Play E B C#m A through twice E B C#m A She thinks there?s something wrong with my sense of humour E B C#m A And I think there?s something wrong with hers E B C#m A Once upon a time she was easily amused E B C#m A But now I think that joke might be getting worse D Dsus4 D A D/F# It was funny at first E A F#m B I?m overjoyed when she understands E A F#m B I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance E A F#m B But the most she ever gives me is a second glance E A B She never gets a kick out of my punchlines Play E B C#m A through twice E B C#m A I saw her smiling during Gilligan?s Island E B C#m A I suspect sarcastically E B C#m A Despite myself, I?m beside myself E B C#m A My sides are splitting but so is she D Dsus4 D A D/F# She?s laughing at me E A F#m B I?m overjoyed when she understands E A F#m B I could make her chuckle if she gave me half a chance E A F#m B But the most she ever gives me is a second glance E A B She only ever gets a kick out of my punchlines B7 Sometimes instrumental break EB BC#m FAm AB CD E A Give me half a chance.... E A Give me half a chance.... E A D Give me half a chance.... to end