Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you So just sit down and listen Fm Gm Cm Girl you know we've been together such a long long time (Such a long time) Fm Gm Cm And now I'm ready to lay it on the line Fm Gm Cm Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide (Open wide) Fm Gm Cm Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind (What's on my mind) Fm Gm A gift real special, Cm So take off the top Fm take a look inside Gm Cm It's my dick in a box (It's in a box) Fm Gm Not gonna get you a diamond ring Cm That sort of gift don't mean anything Fm Gm Not gonna get you a fancy car Cm Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star --- Gm Not gonna get you a house in the hills Cm A girl like you needs somethin' real Fm Gm Wanna get you somethin' from the heart Cm Somethin' special girl Fm (let ring) It's my dick in a box Gm Cm My dick in a box babe Fm It's my dick in a box Gm Cm Ooh, my dick in a box girl --- Gm See I'm wise enough to know Cm When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one Fm Gm Cm Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none Fm Gm To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress Cm It's easy to do just follow these steps: (Fm) Gm 1, cut a hole in a box Cm 2, put your junk in that box (Fm) Gm 3, make her open the box Cm And that's the way you do it (no chords) It's my dick in a box Cm My dick in a box babe Fm It's my dick in a box Gm Cm Ooh, my dick in a box girl (Fm) (Gm) Christmas, dick in a box (Cm) Hanukkah, dick in a box (Fm) (Gm) Kwanzaa, a dick in a box Cm Every single holiday a dick in a box Fm Gm Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box Cm Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box Fm Gm Cm Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah (Outro) My dick in a box My dick in a box My dick in a box