D I have joined a baking class A D This must be confidential G D There's me and twenty women Em A And they love by big utensil G I'm the only fella D But I stay in full control The ladies flash their recipes A D And then I lick their bowls D Oh, I'm a master baker G D Baking just for fun G The girl next door D She likes her cakes Em A I'd love to give her one G My cakes are so much in demand D I wouldn't have to foist The ladies shout and tell me A D That they love it when they're moist D The ladies have a sweeter tooth A D I know they would be willing G D We'd go into the kitchen Em A And they'd get to taste my filling G And as they stood in front of me D They'd get a big surprise I'd knock out something special A D They could even watch it rise D Oh, I'm a master baker G D Baking just for fun G The girl next door D She likes her cakes Em A I'd love to give her one G My cakes are so much in demand D I wouldn't have to foist The ladies shout and tell me A D That they love it when they're moist D One lady said my cakes could not A D Be better than her mums G D She prodded with my Battenberg Em A And then she squeezed my buns G I had to use protection D An apron I did wear I put my whisk into the bowl A D The cream went everywhere! D Oh, I'm a master baker G D Baking just for fun G The girl next door D She likes her cakes Em A I'd love to give her one G My cakes are so much in demand D I wouldn't have to foist The ladies shout and tell me A D That they love it when they're moist D Oh, I'm a master baker G D Baking just for fun G The girl next door D She likes her cakes Em A I'd love to give her one G My cakes are so much in demand D I wouldn't have to foist The ladies shout and tell me A D That they love it when they're moist