Intro:riff 1(C D E F) *2 riff 1 Who's the fool with the cross-eyed stare, riff 1'(F G A B) The turned up nose and moronic glare? riff 1''(A A# B C) Who's that simpleton standing over there? riff 1 Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. riff 1 riff 1 Who's that dumb-looking freckle-faced runt? F Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. F He walks like his feet are on back to front, F Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. Bb When he waddles down the street he looks kind of queer, Bb Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce, F Because he's got two left feet and taxi-door ears, F Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. Am Dm And when we laugh at the clothes he wears, Am Bb C Jack just smiles 'cos he don't care. Bb C Bb C Who's that fool? Who's that ninny? Bb C Bb C Who's that twit? Who's that chump? C Bb C C Bb C The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce. riff 1 riff 1 Who is always the bottom of the class? F Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. F Who's a fool? Who's a boob? F Who's a kook and an ass? F Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. Bb When we take examinations he never gets a pass, Bb Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. F And we all put him down 'cos he can't think fast, F Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. Am Dm We ridicule him and punch him around, Am Bb C Bb C Bb C BC But Jack just laughs and stands his ground, C Bb C C Bb C riff 1''(A A# B C) The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce. C Yeah, he's so unco-ordinated. F Yeah, and so disorientated, C And when we have a High School Hop F You ought to see that idiot bop Bb B C C# And his arms and his legs Dm G Seem to have minds of their own, F And you don't need brains To have educated muscles and bones. C Yeah, you ought to see him dance F He moves like he's in a trance, C And when we have a High School Hop F You ought to see that idiot rock, Bb B C C# And he's finally proved Dm That you don't need a high I.Q. G To make your body move. F Now he's created a dance that everybody's trying to do. Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. C Do the Idiot Dunce. F All right put your finger on your nose, C Now cross those eyes. Put your hands on your hips, F Now wriggle your backside. Bb B C Now you've got the knack C# To do the Idiot Jack Dm G >From your head to the tips of your toes. F Now the whole world's doing it and everybody knows, Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. F He's a real cool cat and a real gone groove, Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. Bb And the girls go crazy when he starts to move, Bb Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce F Now Jack's a success he's got nothing to prove, F Jack, Jack the Idiot Dunce. Am Dm Even though Jack is dim Am Bb C His mother is so proud of him. Bb C Bb C Hey, who's that groovy looking dude Bb C Bb C Dancing with all the chicks? C Bb C C Bb C The Idiot Dunce, the Idiot Dunce. Albums this song can be found on: * Schoolboys In Disgrace Rock'n roll song. Riff 1 is single notes. Please listen backing guitar