??Down the Drain?? Written and Performed by the Jazz Butcher CAPO: None CHORDS:G C Em D Intro: Verse 1 G D G Well I wish I'd born in a bar G C D I wouldn't have to walk so bloody far G Em C D I'd peel back my cranium, put my brain in a jar G D G If only I'd been born in a bar Verse 2 G D G And I wish I'd been born on the beach G C D With everything I want within my reach G C D I'd date the richest women and suck 'em like a leach G D G If only I'd been born on a beach Verse 3 G D G And I wish I'd been born in the woods G C D And I don't want to be misunderstood G Em C D I'd rail out all humanity and give it up for good G D G If only I'd been born in the woods Verse 4 G D G And I wish I'd been born up a tree G C D Walking on the ground just not for me G Em C D I'd build myself a shelter, get my foilage for free G D G If only I'd been born up a tree --Musical Bridge?? GDGG GCD GCCD GDG Verse 5 G D G And I wish that I'd been born in Selangore G C D I wish I'd been a tiger even more G Em C D If I ever got in trouble I would only have to roar G D G So I wish that I'd been born in Selangore Verse 6 Appegio G D G And I wish I'd been born down the drain G C D 'Tis where I've ended up, all the same G Em C D Talk to the spiders, that come out in the rain G D G If I'd been born down the drain ... Or in a bar.