an open letter to ultimate guitar: Dear ultimate guitar, they are a real band they have a cd, don't question me here is the website http://www.honeydogs.com/ misc unsigned bands my foot 2▲4u yours, X G E I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair C Cm Carnie says he's from Nepal Cm G Take a look if you dare G Scabs on his clubbed feet E Smell of fish and chips in the air C Alone in his trailer Cm G People come and pay to stare C For a couple dollars G You can see the freaks at the fair C Stand and laugh G B7 Or you can just stare C E7 Thank God, my kids don't look like that G D Em DCG Freakshow at the fair, Am D7 G Gm Freakshow at the fair G E Lobster boy, found half-way 'round the world C Cm Modern science, keeps alive Cm G A beautiful headless girl G Siamese twins or child in fins E Makes you cry C Cm G Seen her turn into an ape before your eyes C For a couple dollars G You can see the freaks at the fair C Stand and laugh G B7 Or you can just stare C E Thank God, my kids don't look like that G D Em DCG Freakshow at the fair, Am D7 G Gm Freakshow at the fair G Where have all the freaks gone? E We don't see 'em at the fair C Have doctors found a cure? Cm G Are they all locked up somewhere? G E I saw the Abominable Snowman at the fair C Cm Carnie says he's from Nepal Cm G Take a look if you dare GDEDCG Am D7 G Gm Freakshow at the fair Am D7 G Gm Freakshow at the fair