Intro E F#m C#m A x2 Verse 1 E F#m C#m A Butterflies are monsters when you look at them too close E F#m C#m A And once you touch their wings, they'll never fly again E F#m C#m A Yellow is for buttercups and streams of hot p**s E F#m C#m A Red is for "I love you" and hemorrhages Pre-chorus F#5 F5 But my thighs are as big as smokestacks E5 And I flooded the little girls' room F#5 F5 My ass is as big as Omaha E5 And the cupcakes will be done soon Chorus D5 I am a giant A5 I am a giant C5 G5 D5 I am a giant ant Interlude E F#m C#m A x2 Verse 2 E F#m C#m A Nat King Cole singing "Sweet E F#m C#m A E A#m Lorraine" Empty Kleenex boxes on Howard Hughes' plane E F#m C#m A The Easter Bunny hops right over Santa's grave E F#m C#m A Beach bum Barbie dolls are lost beneath the waves Pre-chorus F#5 F5 But my thighs are as big as smokestacks E5 And I flooded the little girls' room F#5 F5 My ass is as big as Omaha E5 And the cupcakes will be done soon Chorus D5 I am a giant A5 I am a giant C5 G5 D5 I am a giant ant Chorus D5 I am a giant A5 I am a giant C5 G5 D5 I am a giant ant